Same"beasts", Different country.

This post is dedicated to my asshole dearest friend, busy guy, O.Qtami.

I've been bored of doing all the work lately and so I called a day off to just sit and do some reading and a little bit gaming for I haven't played in such a long time and since its summer, I wanted to enjoy the gaming part as I truly miss it. I've been replaying Valkyrie profile one on PSP on the hard mode to collect all the characters and to finish it 100%, almost more than half of it. As well as a little bit of wii with brother, it feels good when he goes berserk whenever I win. After having a sweet plate of stuffed veins which happens to be my favorite plate of all I pick the phone and call my friend to see if we are going to jam out. Settled when, dressed up took a cab and went to the rendezvous place. At the end of the day, my friend offered to drop me home when I had the feeling that we will be so lost. At almost 1 am we left to drop me, I entered home at 3:10. (….) what happened in between is that we were in a magic dream with metal music going in a totally pitch black area up hills and down hills cursing each other and dying to find the home. We asked maybe 6-9 people, we saw the same accident thrice, we went through this roundabout maybe over eleven times hence it became the holy roundabout. A hellacious scene occurred in the middle of struggling for the glory road and after suspecting 5 buildings;

Phat: I smell hope…go this way.
O: I smell…SHIT ! but am going anyway.

Five minutes later we face a dead end.

Phat: ….
O: wow…I smell fucking dead ENDS ! KHOSH BTEEZY!
Phat: "suffocates of laughing".

At the end we pulled over and let a taxi go where I described the place, we followed it and returned home safely. And we literally felt like punching each other out of the whole knaves-wannabe we had to turn into and the new words we heard of them a good example would be something far worse than how I would make fun of Jordanians, something more like "El '3erbal Ma Ye9ga3" which I heard randomly and got my arm ripped off for that, moreover the lovely signs with names like "Bay6oor El 7ajamneh".


Random facts:

1-If you have a pickatu doll, do not stare at its ears for you will feel sick.
2-In Jordan, they either love you and be your best friends forever, or become your eternal arch enemy.
3-In Jordan, when you shower you never get dandruff whereas in Qatar you always do.
4-Metal Gear Solid Four, the game, would make you want to smoke so bad.
5-I enjoy doing BBQs while being half-naked.